I've been thinking..

I really want a broken leg, or maybe an arm if both my legs get chopped off in a freak accident. Perhaps by a lawn mower that i lay my body infront of because plants release a chemical toxin that makes us kill ourselves. Perhaps i was partyly killing myself at 9:26 and then when the plants decided not to kill us anymore at 9:27, i was midway under the mower and so i became paralyzed. (If you are very confused which i hope you are because that reasoning was entirely stupid, watch "The Happening". It's effing hilarious. He talks to a plastic plant. And when he realizes that it's plastice he continues by saying "I'm still doing it". That movie was very entertaining. It kinda ended weird. I mean it's expected because M. Night Shyamalan was also the director of Cloverfield. The message is something along the lines that we kill the world so one day the world is going to kill us. It showed how stupid we were too. People killed themselves in the weirdest ways. There's that guy with the lawnmower, the casual shooting of a gun, jumping of building, smashing heads through windows, and the ever-so-strange putting a chopstick through your neck. But i really liked it. lol. That Saturday night we also watched Beowulf. (haha i put that so my english teacher would be proud).

wow i think i wrote this blog to talk about my desire for broken body parts. now that's a rather large tangent. so anyways i dont really want a broken bone(s) i just really really really want a cast. like i want to fake an injury or maybe even make myself have an injury so i can wear a cast. they are just the coolest things everrrrrrrrr. i know im five. but i really want to pick the really cool color and then have all my friends sign it and be a walking john hancock. i'm THAT enthusiastic about it... and ALSO you don't have to do anything because you have an excuse! you could be like "nope i couldn't do my homework cuz i couldnt get up the stairs". i bet nobody has thought of that one before. i remember i was sooo jealous when this girl fell off the monkeybars in elementary school and she got a cast on her arm. for the next week i tried falling off them but i just got dirt on me. i'm really not kidding. I just want a fricken cast! you are most likely laughing at me know but i'll be the one laughing when i do get that cast someday and YOU can't sign it. HAH!

okayyyy... maybe i'll let you. but you'll sign on the bottom where no one will see. :)

Attention Fatties!

Ever tell yourself you would do something and didn't end up fullfilling it? I'm there. Yesterday my brother called me fat because i had consumed Black Raspberry ice cream, chips, yogurt- innn twenty minutes? lol okay i was a fatty. but i was sad. you know how it is..
So anyways i said to myself "Okay no more eating. You are going to starve for the next few days and see how long you hold out... Right after you finish those sour cream & onion chips." haha. im serious. So today started off well. I hadn't eaten dinner last night from being in a fit of rage, so i knew i had to atleast put something in my stomach- and that was a yogurt. i really like Yoplait; maybe cuz i can say "Yo" orrr it might be because that's what my mom buys. Sooo i ate that and decided that i could make it through those tempting snack periods (aka periods 2 and 3) and lunch if i just kept chewing gum.
Did i tell you it didn't work? 3 pieces of gum before my lunch! and a tired jaw.. That's when my friend offered me some goldfish, and well, i couldn't turn them down (:P) I was sooooo hungry. But i only took like 10 cuz they werent mine. [And it's not like they stayed in me anyways- we pushed our teachers car around the school today (im not kidding..)]
"I can make it for the rest of the day now. phew!"
LIES! all lies. my stomach was growling uncontrollably. i don't know if it was just hungry or sickened by our "SEX" conversation in English. i did find out on the way home from school when i had the worst headache from knawing on mint the whole day.
So far the list is: yogurt (of the strawberry sort), gum, goldfish.
When i got home i opened the cabinet full of treasure and closed it. Opened it. Closed it. 4 times. I even walked into the living room and back to the kitchen to open it again. But i made it to my room. I had fought off the temptations of fattiness! Until i started writing this blog. Maybeee the cravings were just too much and i grabbed some saltines. But atleast i didn't go for the ice cream. :)