I really want a broken leg, or maybe an arm if both my legs get chopped off in a freak accident. Perhaps by a lawn mower that i lay my body infront of because plants release a chemical toxin that makes us kill ourselves. Perhaps i was partyly killing myself at 9:26 and then when the plants decided not to kill us anymore at 9:27, i was midway under the mower and so i became paralyzed. (If you are very confused which i hope you are because that reasoning was entirely stupid, watch "The Happening". It's effing hilarious. He talks to a plastic plant. And when he realizes that it's plastice he continues by saying "I'm still doing it". That movie was very entertaining. It kinda ended weird. I mean it's expected because M. Night Shyamalan was also the director of Cloverfield. The message is something along the lines that we kill the world so one day the world is going to kill us. It showed how stupid we were too. People killed themselves in the weirdest ways. There's that guy with the lawnmower, the casual shooting of a gun, jumping of building, smashing heads through windows, and the ever-so-strange putting a chopstick through your neck. But i really liked it. lol. That Saturday night we also watched Beowulf. (haha i put that so my english teacher would be proud).
wow i think i wrote this blog to talk about my desire for broken body parts. now that's a rather large tangent. so anyways i dont really want a broken bone(s) i just really really really want a cast. like i want to fake an injury or maybe even make myself have an injury so i can wear a cast. they are just the coolest things everrrrrrrrr. i know im five. but i really want to pick the really cool color and then have all my friends sign it and be a walking john hancock. i'm THAT enthusiastic about it... and ALSO you don't have to do anything because you have an excuse! you could be like "nope i couldn't do my homework cuz i couldnt get up the stairs". i bet nobody has thought of that one before. i remember i was sooo jealous when this girl fell off the monkeybars in elementary school and she got a cast on her arm. for the next week i tried falling off them but i just got dirt on me. i'm really not kidding. I just want a fricken cast! you are most likely laughing at me know but i'll be the one laughing when i do get that cast someday and YOU can't sign it. HAH!
okayyyy... maybe i'll let you. but you'll sign on the bottom where no one will see. :)
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Katie, srsly? (Is that the right abbrev.?)
That movie kinda sucked, but it scared the hell out of me.
I wrote a review for it, but it turned into a rant. xDD
Props on the broken body parts aspect of your entry. Highly original of you to bring up The Happening. ^^
Is this weird that I'm commenting your blog?
Whoops, I guess it's too late to think of that.
:]
kado. no broken bones. casts are misery, i know from experience... and not only that, they smell wonderful after a few days.
no karolina its not weird for you to be commenting on my blog, if anything its weird for me to be commenting my own :P haha i read urs and laughed out loud. haha yeah we were such scaredy-cats... we didnt have are hands covering our eyes 83% of the movie or anything.. haha it was funny though..especially when we waited to find out what the point was of the movie and the movie ended.. :) we just find another weird movie like that and hide in fear again. lolers.
and to jeno: i am quite aware of ur cast experiences but mine wont smell bad. and even if it did i still realllllly want one. haha. we've had this conversation.
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