expect the unexpected..

so today was one of my awful family parties.. the kind your mom never tells you about and then all of the sudden she gives you an hours advance to let you know that you HAVE to go. those kind. well today was my cousin Ashley's party and it certainly was interesting...

what i didn't expect:

my cousin Morgan do an impersonation of a stripper, sally o'malley from SNL:
http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=21062075
really, watch it.

finding out she performed that same act in a hotel lobby infront of complete strangers because she was bored..


my family and i gathered around a computer and watched Stewart from MADTV

watching everyone basically throw up from my grandmas famous meatballs which turned out to be disgusting today... and then watching my mom heavily enjoy them...


finding out my cousin Colby only gets facial hair on the bottom of chin and in the area above his lip but puts shaving cream all around his face..
that's not what i was talking about when i said unexpected.
what's unexpected was my aunt's reply:
"Guys if you think thats funny i gotta tell you this. My two boys run around naked when they get out of the shower. Jameson walked out into his room and Bailey went over to him. 'PSSSTTT Jameson! You have hair on your SACK!!!' (Jameson spread out his legs... and says 'omg where!') "
My uncle Matt "Kelly what kind of show are you running around here"

anddd last but not least, watching Ashley (who is 16) be unsuccessful with blowing out the candles. and they werent trick ones either.


P.S. please don't tell anyone from my family you know about my cousins puberty or nakedness... he will probably be so ashamed when he gets older