Happy Anti-Thanksgiving Holiday!!!

I hate Thanksgiving. I hate that I'm forced to waste a day with people who don't get a long and try to stuff food down your throat. Cousins who have a mission to beat the crap out of you or make you cry... whichever comes first. I hate the racism that exists within my family. I hate how there is so much extra laundry to be done. I hate getting up early to make sure i look "presentable". I hate how I will never hear the end of how my Grandma thinks my hair is so ugly (she wants me to have short blonde hair with bangs.. anything else is ugly).I hate how I can't see my friends. I don't even like turkey. Give me some HAM!!!!
And most of all I just hate the Day itself. Then again, I hate every holiday.
It's not that i don't like the reasons for having the holidays, i hate how everyone else takes the holidays too literally. I bet if you ask any little kid to say one thing about christmas they will say presents. Oh better yet skip the actual word "presents" and acutally start listing what they believe they are getting. My birthday is another one.... The only thing that's good about my birthday is that it means im almost another year to 18 which will be the amazing turning point in my life. I have always hated the parties. Especially last years.
But wait a second. I hate Thanksgiving. (i even made a facebook group about it). I hate holidays. GEESH what kind of debbie downer am i. A BIG ONE (if you havent figured that out yet). I actually hate most days. I'm a big "HATER" and that's funny because i was supposedly taught to "STRONGLY DISLIKE". But i guess that didn't turn out too well.
I just wish the holidays were different. i wish i liked them. i wish i actually liked vacation. i wish i actually liked having time off from school.


but i dont.